Saturday, March 25, 2017

Still Got It

I did a show at a bar last night. No stage, so I'm performing on the floor close to the bathroom. (I'm a pretty big deal.) About 20 minutes into my show a woman comes out of the bathroom gives me this folded up paper towel note says "bye" and leaves.

It says "I'm a labor nurse. Some people should have to have a license to procreate!"

I know a lot of comedians who have gotten phone numbers from audience members at shows, but I think having someone slip you a note that asks you to stop breeding shows real game.
I added it to the family picture wall.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Tasmanian BDevilSM

This was some of the reading in my daughters 3rd grade homework. Tasmanian Devils are into some next level shit. If my wife ever leaves me I think I'll use this as my Tinder Bio.